The 4th Holy Empire of Jango Lando is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Lewis XI with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 3.774 billion Jango Lando have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lando Lock. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jango Citizen economy, worth 536 trillion Jango Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,265 Jango Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, Jango Citizen diplomacy is by the book, and the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jango Lando's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baptist.

Jango Lando is ranked 30,831^st in the world and 1,804^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 80 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.